Lawn Experts Comith Part 2

The "Lawn Experts" Comith Well I was not at home dog gone it. They did leave a report and at first I was really disappointed, then the inevitable phone call from the salesman. I didn't think the report through as well as I should have but, take a moment and learn from it yourself... Let's dissect the report shall we... under Grass types Tall Fescue and Zoysia no surprises here, under Turf Density Thin and Bare Spots Shade Front and Back both marked for Light...Thatch 1"-2" Soil type Fair as apposed to Sandy Loam it just keeps getting better and better.our Mowing is Too Short and I have Dull Blades That we underwatering because we have Drought Stress He took time to indicate that we have Chickweed Not Clover and Dandelion but not Thistle. That we have Spotted Spurge That we have crabgrass and Grubs but no Moles/Voles or Moss. Here's the thing that we have than this report makes no mention of SNOW ... At least an inch of SNOW sitting over the yard and the Bare Spots well only if they were referring to where there wasn't any snow like our concrete driveway, and the Thatch they referred to in this report 1"-2" somehow they got confused and thought that meant SNOW. Our soil condition fair you have got to be kidding me they just guessed based on what the general community is like our yard was a fill in from a gravel pit dig two inches below the SNOW and you find SAND! My Mowing Too Short maybe they could determine that by kicking some of the snow away (a great bloy to distress the non-Zoysia stuff...remember not to aid the enemy) Drought Stress give me a break, you want Drought Stress go to the Carolina's or Georgia. The Clover mixed in with the Zoysia is embarrassing never a mention probable too much SNOW to see it! Dandelions under snow in their dreams! Crabgrass a guess at best Grubs in our neighborhood if you don't have MOLES you don't have grubs period. One thing about a yard inspection is that when there is snow on the ground you leave footprints as to where you have or in this case haven't been. There were footprints cutting the corner of the yard about twelve steps to get to the driveway where they actually stepped in the yard. They did NOTHING oh I shouldn't say NOTHING ... LYING REALLY IS NOT THE SAME AS NOTHING.
Next week the phone conversation...